shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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