Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
