I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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