Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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