i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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