Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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