She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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