hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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