He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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