your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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