You're completely useless in the revolution.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
is this the sara with the beer cane?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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