Actions speak louder than pants.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
