Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
She needs sedatives and a leash
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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