am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
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