You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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