I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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