Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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