Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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