I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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