Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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