Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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