just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
cat food counts as protein by the way
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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