no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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