it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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