how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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