I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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