she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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