Already got asked if we're dating
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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