He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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