windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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