what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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