I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Found your dick twin last night
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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