Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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