She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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