i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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