i just had sex bonerless
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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