seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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