somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
