I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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