all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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