He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Randomize