Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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