After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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