How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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