did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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