bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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