I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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