can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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