Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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