My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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