I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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