I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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