Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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